Let's Talk

Why is it that everytime I am in a hurry at the gas station I get stuck in line behind the lottery idiot? For the love of Pete! If you have questions about the lottery please refer to lottery.ok.gov not your local gas station attendant. For one thing the people stuck behind you in line are secretly plotting how to rip out your cheap hair extensions and fill your gas tank with water because you are wasting our time. And secondly, the dude behind the counter is most likely stoned and doesn't know or care about the answer to your question. Another thing........if you have to pay for your $1 lotto ticket in all pennies.....just put the coins back in the piggy bank and save for something else.

Why is it that crazy people think I want to hear about all of their problems? I have one particular person in mind here. None of the Sanders family know her so I'm relatively safe venting here. Please, please do not call me and tell me your sob story about how your life is so bad and blah blah blah is going wrong. Guess what? You are an idiot by choice not by circumstance. I have no pity for you and I'm certainly not interested in your lunatic ramblings. And furthermore.......the fact that your child survived into adulthood is a blessed miracle of God bc you certainly have no idea what you are doing. How can one bumble along from day to day without a clue in thier head? The conclusion I am left with is that you must have a very strong guardian angel because you certainly have not survived on your own.

I'm actually in a really good mood. I just wanted to tell the world that if you are going to buy a lotto ticket know what you want before you get there, and if you are crazy....please don't try to take me in as a confidant. I'm just not interested. This blog just made me think of the State Fair. Last year I decided that I would never never never go to the fair on a Saturday night ever again. LMAO. Please, just picture the crowd I was walking thru. The only reason we went that night was because work had given us free tickets to Disney on Ice. Normal people know that if you don't want to be swamped by the crazies of Oklahoma at the fair you must go at a random time like Tuesday afternoon. The fair is coming up in the next few weeks. If you are feeling down about yourself just go to the fair. I promise you will see at least 150 people that will make you realize that your life is glitz and glamour compared to theirs. If it comes down to it you can always just rely on the fact that you have more teeth than anyone else there. LOL. Oh boy....this is going to be a long evening for me!