This is my real life

Conversations that took place in my life today:

Caden:"Macy come here. Let me give you a kiss."
Macy:"No Caden! Leave me alone!"
Caden:"Come on Macy. I'm your brother give me just one kiss and a hug."
Macy:"No Caden!! I told you to leave me alone! You're just trying to wipe a booger on me!"
Mommy:(just actually registering the backseat conversation)Caden is that true?
Caden:(laughter)"Yeah, I'm trying to wipe my booger on her. I don't eat mine like she does."


Macy: "When I marry Luke I'm going to have a baby brother and a baby sister."
Mommy: "No Macy. When you have babies they will be your sons and daughters. If I have babies they will be your brother or sister."
Caden: "Will Harley (our male boxer) have babies?"
Mommy: "No Harley will not have babies. Only girls can HAVE babies. Boys can be Dads but they can't actually have the baby."
Caden: "Are you sure? Because Daddy's belly is pretty big. It looks like he is going to have a baby."

Today has been an interesting day. My children keep me on my toes. Today I also refrained from being a "psycho mom" which I freqently refer to. As my temper flared I reminded myself how much I run my mouth about learning my lesson about being an overzealous parent. One of my favorite words is "inappropriate". A fellow Tball mom acted quite inappropriately and I felt a deep temptation to shove her down the bleachers and give her my full blown opinion. I held my tongue though. It was quite difficult. If the truth be known, I actually did not blow up at her because I didn't want to embarass my child. Not because it was the mature thing to do. Maturity is over rated. LOL. Nevertheless I did a noble thing by engaging my vocal emergency brake. As a woman, when your children are involved it creates such a high sensitivity level and intense protective nature. Nature vs. Nurture. Today the nurture side won, but it's awfully hard to fight off that instinctive nature to be alpha mom. Ugh. Alpha mom. What a ugly thing. I prefer to rule the pride with my essence. LMAO.