Things I learned today at the OU game.......

1. Your husband can complain about taking the trash outside when it's cold but he will stand in the snow and wind for hours watching a football game and if you dare peep that you might be cold you will promptly be told to suck it up!

2. Your husband may not cry at his parent or grandparents funeral as to appear strong and "together" but no man can make it thru a touching football opening game ceremony without weeping like a baby.

3. It never gets old hearing 10's of thousands of people in a packed stadium singing the national anthem all together.

4. You are never too old to make an ass of yourself in public by drinking too much and falling down. (not me. some old men i observed at the game. they were at least 65)

5. I can never go anywhere without running into someone that my husband knows somehow. I have no anonymity at all.

6. Being outrageous is not an attribute of youth. I saw plenty of outrageous older women today with excessive fur coats, ridiculous hats and heels so tall that they were in another altitude.

7. Apparently red pimp hats with yellow feathers sticking out can be worn by middle aged white men too. Who woulda thought?

8. No matter how close you think you parked to the stadium when you walk out of the game it's 4x as far as you remembered.

9. I'm addicted to run on setences. They are my favorite.

And this should sum up most of my sooner experience today. I will be defrosting myself for the remainder of the evening.