I am beginning to dislike Oreo's

Oreo's. Children love them. They are perfect with milk. They are fun to take apart and lick the icing. HOWEVER...as a mother I have decided I dislike Oreo's. If any of the crumbs become slightly soggy, which children have a talent for doing, the little tiny dark brown crumbs stick to my kitchen tile with a vengance. Mopping is not one of my favorite things to do. Especially in this house. While our ceramic tile looks very nice it is high maintenance. Getting the grout clean is a chore. A regular mop won't do the job. We even have a special ceramic tile cleaner that looks like a small vaccuum. If you push it with one side it vaccuums flip it and it works somewhat like a carpet shampoo machine. I've been thru machines and mops and so far the thing that works best is a $5 sponge mop from Dollar General. Go figure. Anyway, after sweeping and mopping my floor last night I spent another 20 minutes on my knees picking off little oreo crumbs with my fingernails. And of course today what do my children want for an after school snack? OREO'S!!! YAYYYY!!! Perhaps I will just start buying the vanilla ones. Now what do I do with the rest of my Sam's jumbo pack of chocolate oreo's? LOL. I love my children. I dislike their cookies! If ever I choose a new tile for my kitchen it will not be a light off white color. And the grout will be very dark on purpose! :)